Rolemaster 

Straight Outta Norek
- The Paladin Rap

Yo GM J!
This situation is Tight!
Aint got time to run,
So its time - to - fight!

We hide in the scrub
Til Terry here sneezes
When the goons come to check
Well we dis' those geezers!

If dat man wid the spells
Try to give us cheek
We'll just take him out
Eh guys? "Yeah that's neat!"

So git your ass
Down to Wilfin Manor
In our party...
We need someone who's a planner

Cause - we -
Screw up
We freak out
We make noise
We drink stout
Get treasure
We want more
Get pissed off
AT 4
We run and
we scatter.
See comrades go splatter
Piss poor rolls
When it matters
While Bill Peels
Gettin' fatter
I'll serve that mo'fo
On a platter

If we ever catch him.

Straight outta Norek..