From: Julian Emerson-Elliott - Biryn

So for an example, lets say I pick up a magic sword that has Ulrich's spirit transfused into it, we'll call it the Piss Weak Sword of Crap. The Sword of Crap, being a very low intelligence item (remember, its just Ulrich) would have a will of no more that 15 (and that’s being very generous).  Now, the Sword of Crap's main aim is to sit around doing nothing, and generally being a bit crap, but I want to kill some undead, which is cool, not crap, so a battle of wills ensues. Ulrichs spirit rolls 15 (about his average crit roll from last night), adding his will the swords total will is 30.
 
 I just happen to roll open ended and end up with 168, plus my will of 66 = 234.
Checking on the manoeuvre results chart we see a difference in will of over 150,  which means Total Domination of will by me, bad luck Ulrich, I run into battle screaming "I owned you - bitch!" ...

As for the freudian meaning of this analogy - well, I think its best if we don’t go into it.
 
Anyways, enough rambling from me, but I thought that info may be useful as we gather more magical items.

From: Dean Michael - Sira

youuuuuu sssuuuccckkkk!!
maybe i should have the sword when you’re down, or asleep or lazy, i got will power of 72!

From:  Chris Hore - Ulrich

...or perhaps wait until Biryn is asleep, and put his fancy talking sword into the camp fire..leave it there for a few minutes, take it out and jam it up his talking ass! (what a pair!)

From: Julian Emerson-Elliott - Biryn

You're just upset because if you were a talking sword you'd be really dumb and stupid, and, like, everyone would hate you 'cause you were so dumb, and, like, you'd be saying, "Hey! I'm a really cool smart sword!"
And we'd be like - "Shut up you dumb talking sword, no one cares about you."
And then you'd be like, "Gee, I wish I was Biryn 'cause he is cool."
And we'd be like "Thought we'd told you to shut up."
And you'd be like"No way man."
And we'd be like "Way man." And we'd through you in the river.
And Jeremy'd be like "Okay - Chris, you're a dumb ass talking sword at the
bottom of a river. You can see some mud and a fish. What do you want to do?"
And then you be all like "Hey man, come on!"
And Jeremy'd be like "The fish ate you. You're dead. Roll up another sword."
And we'd be like "Haha you suck big time!"
And then you'd cry. And we'd be like "Why dontcha go home cry boy."

So let that be a lesson to you.